If Saddam were as smart as Lieutenant General Paul Van Riper...

This is really funny. In a 2002 war game, which obviously was a rehersal to kick Saddam's ass, the mighty US army / navy / whatever were defected totally by a small low tech army. The ships can't even get close to shore and aircraft carriers were sunk outside the gulf! What do the Pentagon do? Classic way - "refloated" all the ships :D

By the way, the Pentagon prepared for that war game for 2 years. 9/11 / WMD my ass.